Dara’s new column has a bit of a zinger about the …

Dara’s new column has a bit of a zinger about the possible new Hooter’s in Block E:

“Yes, there may be hope for downtown. True, non-inebriated mainstays like Chez Bananas and the New French might have left, and Hooters might be fast on its way in the coming Block E development–oh no! I feel a rant coming on…can’t resist.

Are any of my tax dollars responsible for this Hooters? I mean, even one? I need to know so I can dedicate an equivalent amount to a deserving political organization, like maybe the Heather has Two Mommies PAC supporting the Overthrow of Gametic Reproduction, Crisis Line for the Flat-Chested, and Fund for Random Cattle-Prodding of Morons. Tight orange shorts, indeed. A Hooters. In the middle of downtown. And right where I had some very convenient surface parking. Another outrage!

Okay, I’m better now.”

Author: Cavorter

Recently divorced SWM seeks, um, stuff. (Formerly used the handle: Glyph)