Ah, I have found the best: Nathan is a Giant Blob…

Ah, I have found the best:

Nathan

is a Giant Blob that seeks Nuclear Power Stations, spits Jets of Water, and has a Swirly Hypnotic Gaze, Suckers on its Feet, a Computer for a Brain and four Extra Limbs.

Strength: 9 Agility: 1 Intelligence: 5


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Or, even better: Glyph_mn is a Tiny Blob that is …

Or, even better:

Glyph_mn

is a Tiny Blob that is Easily Confused, swallows Aeroplanes Whole, carries a Samurai Sword, moves at Great Speed, and looks like a Man in a Rubber Suit.

Strength: 1 Agility: 6 Intelligence: 1


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Yeah, sucker for a weird web meme occaisionally: …

Yeah, sucker for a weird web meme occaisionally:

nstohlma

is a Giant Lizard that Expands when Attacked, is Very Slow, carries a Ray Gun, and swallows Aeroplanes Whole.

Strength: 8 Agility: 2 Intelligence: 3


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